Laughing is free, and is good for both body and mind. So what’s better to face the many daily activities that await us during the day than a healthy morning laugh?
So here is a collection of funny good morning Messages to start (and get our friends and acquaintances to start) the day in the best way: with a smile on your mouth.
“Whoever gets off to a good start is halfway there” Horace used to say, rightly in the 1st century BC. So don’t miss the chance to have a laugh with these funny images. Here they are!
Funny Good Morning Messages, Quotes, images,
1. Dreaming does not cost anything, what it costs is having to get up. Good Morning!
2. [Alarm > Snooze], [Alarm > Snooze], [Alarm > SNOOZE, MAN, is this alarm clock stubborn or what? Good Morning, anyway…
3. A morning with a beautiful lady is a guaranty for a beautiful day with so many beautiful moments. Good morning, beautiful!
4. Always harbor positivity in your mind because you will never find it in the real world. Good morning. Have a great day!
5. Another day has just started. Welcome the blessings of this beautiful morning. Rise and shine like you always do. Wishing you a wonderful morning!
Funny Good Morning Messages with images
6. Breathing in the morning fresh air makes you healthier and wiser. Don’t ignore the blessings that every morning offers to us. Good morning and have a good time.
7. Every morning brings you new hopes and new opportunities. Don’t miss any one of them while you’re sleeping. Good morning!
8. Every morning is a blessing only if you don’t have an alarm clock by your bed. With an alarm clock, it’s a curse. Good morning!
9. Forget what happened yesterday. It’s a new morning and this morning wants you to move on!
10. Friend, I am sending you a Good Morning message, even though you are probably asleep! And will be, in the afternoon, and at night! Seriously, are you ever awake?!
Funny Good Morning Messages text to friends
11. Friends are like pizza. They come in all shapes and sizes and bring flavor to your days. They are also appreciated best after a long night. Good morning to my awesome friends!
12. God has granted you yet another day to make your dreams come true. Accept it with all your heart. Let’s give your life a new start. Good morning!
13. Good morning friend, just wanted to tell you thanks for being a crucial part of my weird self. Love, your best friend forever.
14. Good morning my dear. If you are still sleeping then you should understand why people call you lazy and fat.
15. Good Morning to a friend who never stresses about anything, because you are always asleep!
Funny Good Morning Messages and quotes
16. Good morning to my favorite friend at work! I am so glad our boss hired you. Not only are you a great co-worker, but you also know just when to nudge me when I’m sleeping as he walks by.
17. Good Morning to someone who sets, when the sun rises, and rises, when the sun sets! Pretty sure you’ve got that backwards, friend! Have a nice nap!
18. Good Morning, lazy! May this day be full of productivity…from someone else! Obviously, not you!
19. Good morning, love, just wanted to say you are amazing. With you I skip those butterflies and feel the whole zoo! Have a great day.
20. Good morning, octopus! That’s my new nickname for you- someone reminded me recently that friends come and go, but true friends stick to you like an octopus. Thanks for being my bestie.
21. Good Morning, to the special person in my life! You let me eat breakfast, silently. You really get me!
22. Good morning! Open your mouth wide! I will just go ahead and pour this coffee right inside!
23. Good Morning! Working with you is an experience! You decide whether it’s good or bad!
24. Good morning. Have a cup of coffee and start your engines because it’s still a long way before you reach the weekend.
25. Hello, I am the morning fairy. I just dusted you with joy and luck. Now laugh and be happy. Do you know how expensive that is? Good Morning!
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26. Here’s fuel to awaken your senses, improve your outlook, and eliminate your frustrations. In other words, I brought you a cup of coffee. Good morning!
27. Hey hot stuff! Good morning. I was wondering if I could borrow a kiss from you- don’t worry, you’ll get it back.
28. I can’t tell you how much I love to stay in my bed and keep texting you but the alarm clock is yelling so loud and a mug of coffee is waiting for me. Good morning!
29. I know you slept tight all night. Now wake up and welcome a new sun so bright, here to make your day right. Good morning!
30. I love that God brought us together. From one procrastinator to another… It’s your turn to hit the snooze button. It’s definitely not time to wake up!
31. I thank god every morning for giving me such a good friend like you. You deserve to be happy today and every day. Good morning!
32. I thank God for giving me the fortune of waking up every day next to you. Good morning, Babe!
33. I was beautiful, rich, sexy … and then the alarm rang! Good Morning!
34. I was wondering why mornings are so refreshing and peaceful. Then I realized, it’s all because you are in my life. Good morning!
35. I would never know mornings could be so pleasant and peaceful if I didn’t marry you. Good morning my love.
36. If the world was kind to me, it would have slept like an Olympic discipline. Good morning to everyone living in this cruel, unjust world.
37. It doesn’t matter if the sun rises or not, my days will always be bright because you’re in it. Good Morning Beautiful!
38. It’s a Bonjour in France and a Buenos dias in Spain, but I might get that right in English after this third cup of coffee, thank you!
39. Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Your friend! My friend who? Your friend who needs a key so I can drag you out of bed in the morning, sleepy head!
40. Let’s face it. The worst part of waking up is actually having to wake up. Here’s to you as you suffer through that struggle. Good morning!
41. Life is the most precious of all gifts. So, enjoy every moment of it. Don’t miss the most of it in sleeping too late. Good morning!
42. May all the good things come your way today. You have been the best brother to me and you deserve all the right things in life. Good morning!
43. May your troubles be vanished and may all your wishes be fulfilled today. You are a fighter, big brother. Good morning to you!
44. Mornings are beautiful. But what makes them more satisfying is waking up beside you and a sweet smile of yours to start the day with. Good morning!
45. My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
46. My days don’t start until you wake up. So, darling please wake up and let me begin another beautiful day full of love and care for you. Good morning!
47. My life took a turn towards happiness and cheers since you entered into it. Now I wake up every morning knowing that I’m blessed. Good morning!
48. My most favorite activity in the morning is waking up right next to my beautiful princess. I love you. Good morning!
49. Only fortunate ones get the opportunity of wishing their loved one good morning when they wake up, and I am one of them.
50. Sending a good morning message to someone who will wake up at noon and see this text in the afternoon. Hoping to receive a reply from you at night!
51. Sleep is nothing more than laying still, praying to get some effective beauty sleep, and still waking up looking worse for the ware. Some friend Mother Nature is to us. Here’s to another average morning for all!
52. The best way for me to start a day is to wake up seeing a smile on your face. Good morning, beautiful.
53. The coffee was added successfully. This body can now be started. Good Morning!
54. The first thing I like to do in the morning is kissing on your forehead to let you know how much I care for you. Good morning!
55. There is no way you can possibly miss the beauty of today’s morning. Wake up my dear. I wish this message be your alarm for today. Good morning!
56. This morning is just as sweet as your smile. The sun is just as warm as your love and the wind is just as refreshing as your company. Good morning my love!
57. Wake up and make yourself a part of this beautiful morning. A beautiful world is waiting outside your door. Have an enjoyable time!
58. Wake up, Beautiful! I cannot wait any longer to meet you today, to spending a great time with you. Good morning, Sunshine!
59. Waking up early in the morning makes you healthier and stronger. Sleeping in the morning makes you lazier and dumber. The choice is yours. Good morning!
60. When you wake up, just let me know if you can feel the same love in the air as I do. Good morning, I love you!
61. A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to wake up in the morning. Good Morning Hubby!
62. As you open your eyes to the first light of the day, know that you can make my day beautiful if you just leave your bed with a smile on that face. Good morning!
Funny Good Morning messages for colleague
1. Dear workmate, the boss says to tone down the naps, loud talking, and general slacking today. That’s it. Oh yeah, and good morning.
2. Good Morning to a workmate who consumes more donuts and takes more mid-day naps, than anyone! You are my hero!
3. Good Morning to the person who I work with! Not my workmate. Just the person who I work with!
4. Good morning, dear friends! It’s not every day that you get to wake up and see your awesome co-workers. Oh, wait. It is!
5. Good morning, work friends! Lucky you, my morning grumpiness is gone and my coffee is kicking in.
6. Good Morning, workmate! You start a lot of work. You never finish it, but you do start it!
7. Good Morning! Monday through Friday, nine to five, I get to work alongside someone who arrives at the office, with determination, boosting the morale of all of his workmates…then there’s you! You are also at the office!
8. Good morning. Just to let you know I may leave work early today. If the boss tells me to have a good day I’m going to take his advise and go home. After all, he’s the boss.
Good morning Messges to laugh
Getting up in the morning is difficult for almost everyone . Especially during the week, when the alarm always rings too early. If you want to try to ease the morning tension and try to relax, read these fantastic good morning laughs . Getting out of bed has never been so much fun!
1. “Some mornings you wake up with an incredible desire to start over. To sleep.”
2. “Everyone expects me to be a morning person, but I could only be if the morning started at noon.”
3. “They say that in the morning you have an extra gear, but mine doesn’t fit. Good morning!”
4. “My idea of a good morning is to open your eyes in the morning, take a deep breath and go back to sleep.”
5. “I don’t like morning people: either mornings or people.”
6. “The first five days after the weekend are the hardest to deal with.”
7. “The first 24 hours of the day are the most difficult.”
8. “I have to get up, my coffee needs me.”
9. “I need an alarm clock that in the morning, instead of messing with me, hugs me and says: ‘Shhhh, it’s nothing, go back to sleep’.”
10. “But the one who said that good morning starts in the morning, what time did he get up ?!”
11. “Some mornings I feel the need to break the damn alarm clock but only one thing stops me. I spent hundreds of euros to buy my phone.”
12. “Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my pusher and the alarm clock is the police.”
13. “My bed is not fine today, so I decided to stay home and take care of him.”
14. “If every day is a gift, I would like to know where I can give back on Monday. Good morning.”
The funniest good morning messages to share with friends on Whatsapp, Facebook and Instagram
Fed up with the usual good morning messages that clog your chats on Whatsapp or stories on Facebook and Instagram every blessed morning? Give your routine a shake and start sharing funny and irreverent phrases to give a touch of originality to good mornings. All your friends and colleagues won’t see them getting up to read your message or watching your story and bursting into laughter. Now you just have to choose the phrase you prefer among those listed below!
1. “Good morning. I get up, but I totally disagree.”
2. “Hell are the other people before breakfast.”
3. “I foresee a day full of “I’ll do it later”.”
4. “I would also say hello to you, but to know for sure I would have to wait tonight.”
5. “In the morning you can’t always get up and run, remember that you are neither lion nor gazelle … and you are also of a certain age! Good morning!”
6. “Looking for a stand-in to start the day in my place.”
7. “Sleep, get out of this body full of life! Goodmorning everyone!”
8. “The day has been canceled. Go back to bed.”
9. “Today I woke up and realized three terrible things: today is not Friday, not even tomorrow is Friday, and not even the day after tomorrow is Friday.”
10. “Wanted to do, even used. Good morning!”